Heartbreak Hotel, Holborn.

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Photo: Tim Hadrian Marshall.

From Barton Fink, Joel and Ethan Coen, 1990:

Chet: Are you a trans or a res?

Barton: Excuse me?

Chet: Transient or resident?

Barton: Oh, I don’t know. I’ll be here indefinitely.

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D.S.: Tim Marshall, a regular contributor to The London Column, recently brought this set of photos to my attention. They are souvenirs of a bleak period in his life when, in search of ‘a quiet place to hide’, he checked in to one of those big Art Deco hotels that loom like sentinels across Holborn. Tim’s state of mind is indicated by the fact that he renewed the booking on a daily basis, which meant that he was constantly shifting from room to room, becoming both transient and resident at the same time.

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Photography is full of sad hotel rooms; Tim’s pictures remind me of canonical images by Robert Frank, Lee Friedlander, William Egglestone and others. They also bring to mind scenes from 1940s film noir, not to mention the aforesaid Barton Fink and, of course, The Shining. But all those references are American; most of the sad hotels referenced in British culture are of the sad, faded or seedy boarding house type, the ones found in Graham Greene or Patrick Hamilton novels, Larkin’s poems, Rattigan and Pinter plays, etc. (Over thirty years ago I found myself spending a winter’s night as the only guest in a B&B in Scarborough, a huge Victorian house where the landlady was a gentle widow. I remember her showing me the accommodation and commenting that she had many backpackers staying in summer, and that she regretted not travelling when she was younger; as she spoke, snow began to fall past the bedroom window. That encounter struck me as the quintessential British bed and breakfast experience.)

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Anyway, here is Peter Ackroyd on the subject. He too is invoking the drabness of small Victorian or Edwardian hotels, but the melancholy of the temporary resident in the metropolis is nicely evoked: ‘London has always been the abode of strange and solitary people who close their doors upon their own secrets in the middle of the populous city; it has always been the home of ‘lodgings’ , where the shabby and the transient can find a small room with a stained table and a narrow bed’.  (London the Biography).

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I wouldn’t wish anyone to think that Tim is in any way strange or shabby; but five pictures of anonymous hotel rooms amount to a working week’s worth of hell.

All pictures © Tim Hadrian Marshall 2005.


Fetish Special.

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All pictures © Tim Marshall 2015.

From the London Fetish Weekend website:

Sunday 7th Sept – Kinky ‘Kodak Moments’ Bus Tour

On a special London Bus with an onboard bar!!

pick up and drop off at The Bar, 1 America Square, London, EC3N 2LS

Tickets: Adv: £20 (includes a free glass of bubbly on board)

Dresscode: Kinky and fun but remember folks: you will be in PUBLIC so no nudity please!

Yes, that’s right – we are going to take a bus load of leather & latex clad kinksters on a mini tour of London to get that Kodak moment you have always wanted. Not for the shy or inhibited. Cocktail bar IN THE BUS and a free glass of bubbly when you board. Limited places so book now! Ticket includes FREE entry to the Rubber Retox and Dungeon & Dance Afterparty.

The tour will be aproximately 2 hours giving us about 10-15 mins at each location to get photos. There will be at least one professional photographer onboard to capture the craziness. Please wear a hood or mask if you don’t want to be pictured as its unlikely we won’t attract attention!

David Secombe:

Events outside the frame have conspired to make The London Column a bit sluggish this year –   and, true to form, 2015 is approaching its close in a rather funereal fashion.  However, I am delighted to have the opportunity to present this charming set of pictures from an event in last month’s ‘London Fetish Weekend’. Neither myself nor Tim Marshall (who took these photos) are qualified to write about this subculture from a position of insider knowledge, so I’m going to run the images without a commentary. In any case, given that this is a week which sees me attending not one but two funerals, it is nice to see something that showcases the joy of life in all its tinsel.

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All pictures © Tim Marshall 2015. Tim’s Behance ‘folio site here.

 


East London Song (after Bertolt Brecht & Kurt Weill)

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All photos © Tim Marshall 2014.

To the tune of Alabama Song*:

Well, show me the way
to the next hipster bar.
Oh, don’t ask why.
Oh, don’t ask why.

Show me the way
to the next whiskered bard.
Oh, he won’t shave;
oh don’t ask why.

For if we don’t find
the next hipster bar,
in bitcoins we can’t pay;
in Shoreditch we will die.
I tell you, I text you,
I tell you we must die.

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Sing me Kurt Vile
in the next hipster bar.
Oh, don’t ask why.
Oh, you know why.

Oh, moon of dear old Hoxton,
We now must say goodbye:
We’ve lost our sense of purpose
And need hipsters to show us why.

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Oh, moon of Dalston Junction,
It’s good morning, not goodbye.
We’ve missed our good old night bus,
We need espresso, oh, you know why.

Show me the link
to the best hipster URL,
it will lead the way.
It will lead the way.

Oh, retro moon of London,
How analogue you are!
We lost all our signal,
down in the cellar bar.

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Oh, moon of old Stoke Newington,
We ne’er must say goodbye.
You shine on our old-style Instagrams;
We need filters, don’t ask why.

The moon shines over Clapton
and we now must say goodbye.
Some of us live in Walthamstow`
(though others would rather die).

Well, show me the way
to the next lo-fi bar.
The wood’s all ply,
the wood’s all ply.

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For if we don’t find
a plaid-shirted earl
I tell you we must lie,
and tell them it’s this guy.
They’ll trust you. I’ll text you.
I tell you we must lie.

Show me the place
where the real hipsters are.
They don’t ask why,
they don’t care why.

Oh, moon of Lea Bridge Roundabout
Like bunting in the sky:
We’ve lost our good old Rastas,
And must have hipsters, oh, who knows why.

* Bertolt Brecht reworked by Katy Evans Bush for The London Column. The photos are from Timothy Hadrian Marshall’s series King’s Cross Stories